I walked into the Brisbane Entertainment Centre bracing for a trainwreck. Social feeds had been flooded with clips from Katy Perry’s Lifetimes tour: the Baby Shark arms, the awkward knee-bounce, that rogue twerk during Part of Me. Commentators called it “shockingly bad” and “cringe-worthy”.
I figured I’d be reviewing a pop star past her prime.
But I left hoarse, grinning, and genuinely wowed.
From the moment Perry exploded onto stage, hoisted into the air in a cyborg-like metallic suit belting Artificial, the only thing that crashed was my own scepticism.
he crowd? Electric. It was the widest age range I’ve seen at a concert: grandparents busting moves beside tweens in sequins, and one proud dad rocking a 13-week-old newborn in a Baby Bjorn, complete with tiny ear muffs for baby’s first concert.
Later, she popped on Bluey ears from her visit to Brisbane’s Bluey’s World and belted out the cartoon’s theme song before dedicating All You Need Is Love to every mum in the arena. Cheesy? Absolutely... and disarmingly earnest.
Near the end, she laughed: “I’m forty now — forty and fabulous, babes!” before launching into a finale that included Roar, Daisies, and Firework, complete with confetti cannons.
So no, this isn’t the “flop era” comeback some were hoping to pounce on. It’s a wild, weird, wonderful spectacle. And if you wrote it off after a TikTok clip, do yourself a favour and catch night two.
The haters can keep their hot takes. I’ll keep the memory of Katy Perry flying overhead like a sequined superheroine, proving them wrong in real time.

